The Hunchback of Shanghai
Dear mosquitos,
Last night the flying pig was kept awake by an annoying little buzzing thing. It tasted some blood from various places of his face and also both his hands, since the flying pig is well raised and sleeps with both hands on the blanket. But that’s a minor concern comparing to when the flying pig saw his reflection in the mirror this morning. Apparently he must have eaten something yesterday that he is allergic to. At the moment he kind of looks a bit like Quasimodo. His lower left part of his lip, his right eye and one of his fingers is swollen beyond recognition… Soon he will have class and then later play some more badminton. His fellow friends on the campus will probably laugh their socks off.
Sincerly Yours
Fei Zhu, brother of Quasimodo
