The Pig is adapting
The listmania continues with the best things about the Pig’s Republic of Zhongguo!
- The Fart and Burp Custom
As a pig it’s very convenient for me to be in China. I can fart and burp anytime I want to. It doesn’t matter where I am or who is next to me, when the pig needs to go, he just let’s it out. Of course there is a downside to this wonderful custom. Unfortunately this rule also apply to the rest of the 1.3 billion Chinese in Zhongguo, this makes busses, trains, restaurants and even the air very smelly. If only yours truly was allowed to do this, he is certain that the air would smell like newly cooked rice all year long. - The Chinese Gourmet
As a welbehaved pig it’s not seen as polite to show how the stomach feels. Most of the time it’s screaming for more and therefore it’s very convenient for the pig to be in China. Everywhere he turns his head he can get some streetfood or delicious restaurant food for almost nothing. He can choose from almost anything. Cooked stuff, fried stuff, barbequed stuff, baked stuff, peeled stuff and so on. So what is this stuff then? Actually it can be anything, but since he is indeed a welbehaved pig, he does not ask these rude questions and eats whatever is given to him. He has been eating rabbitheads, cow stomach, duck brain, chicken claws, pig intestines and all other kinds of stuff you can throw into a hotpot. The downside to this is of course what the pig experienced not to many days ago. The stomach started to make uncomfortable sounds and the behind started burping a little bit more than usual. This is what happens to the polite and welbehaved and therefore the pig is moving on to the 3rd entry of the list. - Fei Zhu the Behaviourist
Being in a country where there are so many pigs can give the pig a new chance to aquire some new skills. He is improving his acting and is not afraid to make a fool out of himself while hundreds of others are watching him. He can behave as bad as he wants too. If somebody is smoking he can scream at him and never be afraid. The reason for this is the incredible number of pigs living in Zhongguo. Your favorite pig will probably never see any of them again anyway, so he can behave as funny, stupid and act as rude as he desires too. This is what learning how to adapt is all about. Jet Li’s character Chen Zhen from Fist of Legend should learn from your dear friend the pig. The art of adapting!
