Let the Listmania begin!
Ever since your dear friend read an amazing book called High Fidelity, he has been obsessed by lists. To celebrate the pig’s obsession he will now give you the top3 list of the worst things about the wonderful Pigs Republic of China (PRC).
- The Great Firewall of China
Yours truly is greatly annoyed by the great firewall of China and it’s impact on his life. Everything seems to move a bit slower and the heart of the pig is bleeding every time he surfs the internet and a part of him dies everytime he try to access something beyond the great firewall. - Holy Smoke of death
Everywhere the pig turns his head he can feel the smell of a big fat white cloud. It is said that the Chinese government is doing everything for it’s pigs, but when Fei Zhu will become the new Chairman of PRC he will forbid the pigs to smoke in public areas and give away free rice to all the needed. The clothes and hair of the pig’s pigs will cheer with joy! - The Hypochondriacal Zhongguo Medical care
The Fei Zhu has been shitting water the last couple of days because of traditional medicine and yesterday he threw up some water right on the pavement. All because of some magic yellow pills, some stomach drinking stuff and a shot in my publicly exposed behind.
