Asian Blood, Swedish Heart
that’s what I am made off. But the little said: -“Swedish blood ge pi, you have a Chinese heart!” Yi ge pi means a fart, one of the little tigers’ favorite expressions together with qu (go) ma de ge gui (mother’s ghost) and ri ni de xian ren (make love to your ancestors). As you can see Sichuan females are very spicy. Something that they are famous for. Spicy females and spicy food. It’s not uncommon for the flying pig to see females in Sichuan give their husbands and boyfriends a slap and call them bad names in public just for fun. An expression of love, kind of like the wonderful Korean movie “My sassy girl”. Sichuan females are also famous in China for beauty. If you ask anybody where the most beautiful girls in China are, they will answer Sichuan. So I guess the Little Tiger is pretty lucky to have inherited both the spiciness and the beauty. Luckily this blog is blocked in China, so the little tiger will probably not see what the flying pig wrote about his good friend. Otherwise she would probably use one of her favorite expressions and give him the spicy look. A stare powerful enough to bring down the sky and shake the earth. That’s probably what happened last year on the 12th of May…
Sincerely yours
Fei Zhu
