Never Content
Dear mateys,
the flying pig has flown back to Shanghai after spending a week in Chengdu and then three days in Chongqing. In Chongqing he met Li or Leefer again. First time they met was in Jiuzhaigou a couple of weeks before the earthquake. The Flying Pig, The Lover and Jin’s ***** stayed at the hostel where Li worked. The second time the Fei Zhu heard about Li was when the Little Tiger said that she knew him. A very strange coincidence since there are 87 million people in Sichuan. It turned out that he now works at Tina’s hostel in Chongqing and that’s where The Little Tiger and The Flying Pig was staying for a few days, because Fei Zhu had to do a written test for a company. Sadly he did very poor and probably scored less than half. Strange formulated questions, combined with spelling and grammar mistakes confused our dear friend. It’s a bit odd that they apparently didn’t run the test through some kind of a spell checker before handing it to the flying pig, considering that they also had a part where they checked if Fei Zhu’s English was hao bu hao. Sadly it was bu hao since he probably didn’t score that high on that part neither (he wasn’t sure what the plural form of mouse (the computer device) was). Maybe somebody knows?
A. Mice
B. Mouses
C. Mouse devices
D. Mouse pointers
A nice surprise waited the flying pig when he arrived at the campus. He forgot his key in Chengdu (it has now been sent and will arrive on thursday), but that was not the good news. The good news is that his voting stuff and envelopes has arrived, so now he can show the blueyellow country what he thinks about their new internet laws. He encourages all his dear friends to vote black and also download the free song We’re all the pirate bay written by the handsome poet Mr Monty.
Sincerely yours
Fei Zhu, the pirate
