The year of the YouTube block
Dear first class riot,
At the moment Fei Zhu is pretty bored with the everyday life in the birth city of Jacques Mayol. He feels something strange creeping around inside his body. It’s not a flu or something else that is blamed on the pigs (the flying pig actually thinks that this is a conspiracy set up by a particular government and it’s probably a military biological experiment gone wrong). The mysterious creepy feeling is lack of adventures.
The last few days he has been spending a lot of time with his apple and when not studying he has been vacuuming the internet in ultra rapid for rare releases and remixes of his favorite tune makers. His favorites at the moment except the mysterious double letter duo are a duo named after an Airline company from France and another duo named after a government facility where yours truly had to go to get a Chinese Visa while still in Sweden. Three sweet melody makers and anybody who can namedrop all of them will be awarded a few things put together by a lot of 1s and 0s.
At the moment the flying pig is thinking about heading south for a week or two to visit his long missing friend The Little Tiger. Rumors has it that The Little Tiger has gotten the Flying Pig a special Panda card. The Panda card is a powerful card that gives its’ holder free entrance to many scenic spots in Panda City. Most of these spots has already been visited and tagged by the Fei Zhu, but he still feels very privileged to be awarded this piece of trophy. It’s a present from the glorious government of PRC since it’s one year ago since the ground shook and thousands of divorces took place since the strong males fled for their lives without paying attention to their spicy wives or children.
This is also the year that will go to the history as the YouTube blocking year. According to the Chinese this is because of many reasons. It’s the 50th year anniversary of a failed Tibetan uprising and it’s the 20th year anniversary of the most terrible thing that has happened in pig history. Every time the pig thinks about this particular event the anger bubbles in his stomach and his eyes are becoming a bit wet, not because he’s crying, because he is cutting onions. The flying pig is not so sensitive anymore, something that his close friends will probably have something to say about.
See you next time and hopefully the flying pig will have some adventure to tell, otherwise he will tell you the strange story about Lee.
Sincerely Yours
Fei Zhu, once known as Nil Lakavivat
